fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

occire:

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occire:

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.الجيات أحسن من الرايحات
What is coming is better than what is gone.
Arabic Proverb  (via bl-ossomed)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

perspicacityatwork:

He anticipates it for so long AND THEN GRABS FIRST. 

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

releasings:





The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

fucking awesome!!!!

releasings:

The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

fucking awesome!!!!

I’ve been in the worst mood all week, def need something to cheer me up

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

frosty-butt:

mhyin:

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

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and then LOTR right after

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snakedead:

this was and always will be TV gold

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

iwillmindfuckyou:

LOOK AT THE STICKER I FOUND AT A BALINESE MARKET

iwillmindfuckyou:

LOOK AT THE STICKER I FOUND AT A BALINESE MARKET