Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
What is coming is better than what is gone.
|—||Arabic Proverb (via bl-ossomed)|
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
He anticipates it for so long AND THEN GRABS FIRST.
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
The storm was scary
But tap on the picture tho
On mobile this is great
these are always my favorite photos
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
this was and always will be TV gold
It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
LOOK AT THE STICKER I FOUND AT A BALINESE MARKET