ifimeanalottoyou:

Effect of Drugs Under The Microscope by Sarah Shönfeld

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

headhiigh:

When you’re high as fuck but need to take things seriously

headhiigh:

When you’re high as fuck but need to take things seriously

envycamacho:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

kokkolikos:

nudityandnerdery:

nerdrage42:

Sext based adventures.

I’d be into it.

dungeons and dildos

kokkolikos:

nudityandnerdery:

nerdrage42:

Sext based adventures.

I’d be into it.

dungeons and dildos

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

KTVA Charlo Greene just quit on live TV after revealing she was the founder of the AK Cannabis Club.

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

k1mkardashian:

who’s gassin’ this hoe? BP?

k1mkardashian:

who’s gassin’ this hoe? BP?